What makes a good wedgie.

E - Rule No.1. You HAVE to have a good grip. notice how the fingers are locked under the seams of the underwear. (kudos to Mr. Nah for executing a perfect wedgie grip, when I grow up I want to be just like you)

D - A victim with an interesting coloured underwear.



C - A good angle. Any angle between 35.003 - 43.687 degrees will give optimum pain/pleaasure.

B - Support. Make sure you are not alone. Not only will the extra hands help you pin the victim down, their presence will also give you a sense of assurance that you're not alone. No man is an island they say.

A - People laughing their heads off. Makes the pain and sweat all worth it.


Give it a try and let me know the outcome. Your life will never be the same.

I wanna take this opportunity to thank my wedgie masters - Tze Seong and Vijay Raj. Your patience and guidance was not in vain.

Any questions, suggestions can be sent to howtohavegoodwedgieingskillz@yahoo.com

hypocrisy

Was checking out Jon Foreman's myspace and bumped into this song.

I find it very identify-able.

Was he being too cynical? too judgmental? I don't think so. I think he wrote the song in self assessment - directing it to himself, and to people like me. Oh how I fall short!

Song is based on Isaiah 1:11-17.



Instead of a show

I hate all your show and pretense
The hypocrisy of your praise
The hypocrisy of your festivals
I hate all your show
Away with your noisy worship
Away with your noisy hymns
I stomp on my ears when you’re singing ‘em
I hate all your show

Instead let there be a flood of justice
An endless procession of righteous living, living
Instead let there be a flood of justice
Instead of a show

Your eyes are closed when you’re praying
You sing right along with the band
You shine up your shoes for services
There’s blood on your hands
You turned your back on the homeless
And the ones that don’t fit in your plan
Quit playing religion games
There’s blood on your hands

Instead let there be a flood of justice
An endless procession of righteous living, living
Instead let there be a flood of justice
Instead of a show
I hate all your show

Let’s argue this out
If your sins are blood red
Let’s argue this out
You’ll be one of the clouds
Let’s argue this out
Quit fooling around
Give love to the ones who can’t love at all
Give hope to the ones who got no hope at all
Stand up for the ones who can’t stand at all, all
I hate all your show
I hate all your show
I hate all your show
I hate all your show

Instead let there be a flood of justice
An endless procession of righteous living, living
Instead let there be a flood of justice
Instead of a show
I hate all your show

Lame attack

VIT_MIN


looking at the "puzzle" above, what comes to mind??
guess guess guess..

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Vitamin A deficiency!


geddit geddit??

heeeee

2 Chronicles 25:5 - 16

I'm kinda free this Monday afternoon...actually I'm free almost everyday..hehehe..so lemme share a lil something from the Bible!

It is taken from 2 Chronicles 25:5 - 16.

During that time (not sure about the timeline, I do know though that its sometime between the creation of the world and the birth of Jesus Christ), King Amaziah (the son of King Joash, ahem) was king of Judah and to strengthen his army, he spent 100 talents of silver for the services of 100 thousand "mighty men of valor" from Israel. King Amaziah must have been pretty happy with his purchase, being able to further strengthen his army and all. Now its battle time!!!

But...

Before he could reap the benefits of his purchase, a man of God came to him and told him not to go to battle with the Isrealites, because God is not with them (the people of Isreal having left God to serve other gods), and that if he still insists on going to battle with them, they'll con-de-firm lose the battle.

King Amaziah must have been pretty disappointed to hear that. Its like getting this very nice expensive top/dress and not being able to wear it. Its like a manager buying a new player and not being able to play him. Its like buying tics for a much anticipated concert and it gets canceled. Its like checking out wontdieone.blogspot.com and its not updated.

So, naturally, King Amaziah said to the man of God. "But......I have spent 100 talents of silver on them already!! How like that??"

and the man of God replied, "The Lord is able to give you much more than this".

That reply must have pierced the King's heart. He ended up going to battle without the 100k Isrealites, and won the battle against the people of Seir.

If I were King Amaziah, I could very well had gone to battle with the 100k dudes. Giving them up would have been so hard! For one, they cost a lot!! secondly, going to battle with 100k men less is quite a silly thing to do, in human terms.

But I would have lost the battle.

So, what are my '100k mighty men of valor from Israel'?

Poem

I'm sitting in front of my computer,
With nothing much to helicopter,
Waiting to watch a match involving a team from Manchester,
No, not City, but United. er.

The game starts at 4 am,
and they are against a team called Fulham,
Sounds to me they are full of ham,
I wonder whether clam.

So I've decided to write a poem,
hopefully it won't be a long poem,
and that it'll be a nice poem,
and a sweet poem.

I shall dedicate this poem to all the girls out there,
You all make my world nice and fair,
Without girls the world will be a very sad errr.....pear,
That is a very big bear.

Anak anjing makan nasi,
Anak kucing juga nak makan,
Kalau hendak memakai topi,
Pastikan didalamnya tak ada ikan.

Okay its time for me to say goodbye,
Before that, do you know that it takes 8.316 minutes for the sun's light to reach the earth? so fast it flyes!
To be in such speed I'm sure I'll die
Ok, goodbye!

3 February 2009

Hey ya folks!

Time to update this baby - it's been sometime! Dang it! I broke my frequent once-a-month blogging flow..it's gonna take some time and sweat to get back into the groove. Get me some 100plus.

It's been about a month since I ended uni life, and the reality of it is kicking in just, now that everything is settled and the fun has ended. I do miss my time back in melaka - I miss having lunch in campus while checking out girls, I miss studying in the library while checking out girls, miss walking to class while checking out girls, miss riding around bkt.beruang while checking out girls, miss walking around CLC just to check out girls. sighs...the good ol' days. But its not all bad, there's still facebook ;)

haha..but seriously, I do miss the life in melaka and the people there. Settling down back here in Klang is harder than I thought. But victory shall be mine!!!!

Okay, enough about me. Let's talk about something interesting!

Check this out!

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Happy February ppl!

Will it float.

Welcome to the first episode of 'Will it float'*

*cue theme song*

"will it float, will it float~
will it float, will it float!"

The idea of the game:
- to guess whether an item will float or sink!
- for example, the item is a car, you guess whether it'll float or sink, then I'll put that to the test by putting the item into water, after which we'll then know whether it'll float or sink. So fun!!

okay.........

the item for today is....


Campbell's Carbonara Mushroom Prego Spaghetti Sauce!

Will it float?? or will it sink??!!

Here is the water:



Correct guessers will each win a new house!!


*Cue theme song*

"will it float, will it float~
will it float, will it float!"

Will it float?

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It sinks!

*game idea taken from the Late Show With David Letterman.